I'm a writer (comedy, mostly) & project obsessor based in London. I’ve worked in ad agencies, run websites, written for BBC Radio 4, 'triumphed' at the Edinburgh Fringe, had a regular newspaper column and grown my own hair for the last 26 years.

But then, if you're here you probably knew that. If you want to know more say hello...

Email, Twitter or carrier pigeon.
Choose your poison...

This is my email address
On Twitter I'm: @aogw

Send a pigeon in the direction of London, and ask it to look for the stash of cardigans.

If you want to read my up to date musings (as well as my twitter feed, bookmarks and more. Not a lot more, but a bit more), you can find my blog at:

www.anonlinegreenworld.com

TwitterTitters
Short story 'The Bump' for Comic Relief

Columnist, York Evening Press
Weekly column on Student life in York (a few years ago now, to be fair)

Herbert Rumbelow
Emails to celebrities from one odd man

Non Facts
Mere lies and misinformation

A-ha!...dvent Calendar
An Alan Partridge inspired Advent Calendar

Recorded for Training Purposes, BBC Radio 4
Newsjack, BBC Radio 7
Sketches, jokes... general mirth

Chipping Stortford Goes Large!
1 hour about one village's bid to become a city. Performed at The Edinburgh Fringe

NewsRevue, 2007 - 2009
World's longest running theatrical comedy show

Copywriting & creative work for Nokia, P&G, Cancer Research UK, Canon, the BBC and more...

I've also designed websites, posters, frisbees, logos, business cards, newspapers, posters and cartoons. But sadly, not those cards you find in phone boxes all over Central London.

Currently Creative Director at 1000heads
(all opinions and mistakes are my own)